I want to have my own flag. The National Flag of Evans... or the Personal Flag of Evans I guess, since I'm not a nation (yet). I don't know what this flag will look like -- feel free to suggest colors, patterns, and/or a design. I want to have lots of these flags. Small ones. The size that would fit nicely on a little stand on a desk. And I want to take the flags and carry them with me all the time. And every time someone bends over and I see buttcrack, I wanna pull out a flag, stick it in the crack, and proclaim, "I claim this crack in the name of Evans!" That'd be awesome. Watch your cracks.
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