All Kneel Before His Assholiness, Patrick The First

Added a new PrimusSucks.com link to Random page. This one's for you, bra!

Got Underwear?

Damn, talk about useful services, check out the new InYourPants.com link in the Random section. I might have to subscribe to this service.

New "Dried Urine" Color Scheme

Ah yes, dried urine at it's finest. It really is a nice color as long as you haven't had any traumatizing janitorial experiences...(I've had only one myself, but have since recovered.) I am a computer graphics GOD!!! Well, maybe not, but me and my gimp do alright when it comes to pretty, weird-colored gradients. Also, let me draw your attention to the finely coded menu bar, it's wafer thin. More actual content coming soon.*

* Blatant lie. No actual content is forthcoming... Well, maybe some is, but not anything premeditated.