Best Lunch Ever

[15:49] thereverendevans: i had a great lunch
[15:49] thereverendevans: i might blog about it
[15:49] AJenan: what happened?
[15:49] thereverendevans: i went home
[15:49] thereverendevans: and the weather was fantastic
[15:49] thereverendevans: and i looked in the fridge and saw the beers.
[15:50] thereverendevans: so i had a beer outside with suge
[15:50] thereverendevans: then i decided to take of my shirt - so i sat outside in the chair with no shirt in the sun and it was nice.
[15:50] thereverendevans: and then i poured some beer in my hand for suge to drank
[15:50] AJenan: oh noes
[15:50] thereverendevans: and then we shared the beef summer sausage
[15:50] AJenan: haha
[15:51] AJenan: you got our dog drunk and gave him sausage?
[15:51] thereverendevans: and i ate a pork taco while walking around outside - still shirtless
[15:51] thereverendevans: hmm, when you put it that way it sounds naughty
[15:51] thereverendevans: he didn't like the beer.
[15:51] AJenan: lol
[15:51] thereverendevans: he REALLY liked the sausage.
[15:51] AJenan: lol
[15:51] thereverendevans: and me n the pup just chilled outside.
[15:51] thereverendevans: it was VERY relaxing... beautiful weather.
[15:52] thereverendevans: suge licked all the taco drippin's outta the grass
[15:52] AJenan: lol
[15:52] thereverendevans: i think i might go home and chillax every day.
[15:52] AJenan: that does sound nice
[15:52] thereverendevans: shirtless + sun + beer is good.
[15:52] AJenan: but the dog thing is a little funny
[15:53] AJenan: you and suge had a bonding moment
[15:53] thereverendevans: yeah, he likes you a LOT if you give him meat.
[15:53] AJenan: yea i like hanging out outside on my lunch break
[15:53] AJenan: i bet

Bas Rutten is My Hero

This guy is hilarious! Such amazing onomatopoeic expression...

Bas Rutten Street Defense - The Better Version

So, if you hear me make references to liver-stabbing or "Don't... you... ever... do... this!" Now you know where it comes from.

The IT Aura and Other Phenomena

I've discovered that I have an "IT aura". Whenever I walk up to a computer, it starts working and whatever problems it had disappear. People always joke about this kind of stuff, but I think the fact that it is sort of a common knowledge phenomenon lends credibility to it.

In an unrelated incident, I went to Taco Cabana for lunch. I ordered a Chicken Fajita Cabana Bowl, but right after I ordered it I thought to myself, "I want steak, not chicken." However, I didn't bother correcting the order because I'd already placed it and I didn't want to break the monotonous trance of the drive-thru attendant by making her change the order. By amazing coincidence or rampant telepathy, she read the order back to me several seconds later in that familiar zombie-like drawl that all drive-thru people have, "That was a Steak Fajita Cabana Bowl, right?"

"Uh, yeah", I replied.

Amazing.

I'll try to document more of these as they happen. The world is full of stuff like this.