Classy Lady

This is just a random idea. When I was out drinkin' in New York over Thanksgiving vacation, I thought of a new drink you could order called a "Classy Lady". Basically, you ask for a Classy Lady on your way out the door. You order the drink, the bartender puts down an empty glass and slaps you across the face. It's a good pick-me-up before you leave - sort of the reverse of a nightcap. You can order one on the rocks, or with a twist as well, if you're feeling particularly smart. I'd order 'em all the time. That way I wouldn't actually have to drink, but I could still order drinks at a bar, see? Takes all the work outta drinking, but you still get to have rosy cheeks!

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