In 2057, when I turn 80, I'm gonna open a coffee shop/bar called "The Octogenarian". There will be an 80-year-old bouncer at the door checking IDs. You'll have to be at least 80 years old to get in. There will be 80's music playing. All the drinks will cost 80 dollars (which will be really cheap because of inflation, ya know?) We'll all still be pretty spry because of medical advances - 80 will be the new 50. The atmosphere will be sort of like a dive, but clean and well lit. People will mostly hang out and complain about young whippersnappers. It'll be great. Seeya there.
ilya said...
damn, since i'm at least a year younger than you, it means that i'll have to wait that whole year before i can enter the bar. I wonder if i can get a fake ID that certifies that I'm 80 if I'm only 79?
1/05/2007 2:04 PM
Evans Tucker said...
By then the IDs will be implanted under the skin or in your skull. You won't be able to forge them easily... sorry.
1/05/2007 3:12 PM
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