Evans-vite: My Birthday Party

I'm turning 100000 years old this Saturday and I wanna go toobin'. So, getcho swim trunks and yo flippie floppies and join me!

When: Saturday, June 20th at 2:00pm
Where: Rocking R River Rides (1405 Gruene Rd, New Braunfels, TX 78130)

• Toob rentals are about $15 each - I can probably get a group discount depending on how many people show.
• I'm not taking my cell phone, so don't be late or you will be floating alone...
  
• Bring sunscreen, use it, and reapply, or else.
• If you decide to bring tasty beverages, be sure to bring them in cans or plastic - no glass is allowed on the river.

Gruene (part of New Braunfels) is a weird little town. I plan on driving down there early to wander around and get some lunch. If you're interested in joining me, let me know before Saturday.





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