Yeah, that's right, I had this CRAZY-ASS dream. I don't know where to begin. I was outside, there was this big tower thing with stairs and balconies all over it, it kinda reminded me of a deathmatch arena from Quake III or something... same type of layout... open spaces and not architecturally sound at ALL. I think it was me and Vince and maybe my sister and Patrick and some other random people... Can't really remember. Anyway, I remember Vince dousing me in gas and then pretending like he was gonna set me on fire. So I ran around this "level" or whatever it was and then after a minute or two I saw Vince again and I charged him and he grabbed me and just picked me up like he was gonna throw me... big stupid Ogre... Hehe, but I grabbed his pants, so when he yanked me off the ground he like, gave himself a really nasty wedgie -- looked painful. Hehehe... That's it... I don't remember what else happened. It was funny as hell.
Also, added two more links to Random. There's the Stinkymeat Project and a page called RANT. I'm not gonna bother describing them, just check em out. I found them to be pretty funny. One warning though -- Stinkymeat is not for the squeamish. If you intend on eating in the near future or have just eaten and you don't relish the thought of maggots crawling in decaying meat, you should probably avoid that site...
The Man, The Meaning of Life, and Free Pizza
Got a lot accomplished today I guess... Went to work, we had a meeting, I ate pizza. Then I went outside and played Aerobee (Frisbee golf) with some of my co-workers. Got bored and somehow ended up reading all kindsa political science crap. Socialism, communism, capitalism, and finally anarchy. Dunno, I guess I was feeling anarchistic tendencies er something. I'm just fed up with the whole capitalist "work for money then buy crap" system. Maybe I watched Fight Club one to many times, who knows. Anyway, after that I ended up going home and reading about the meaning of life. Really interesting stuff. Check out the link to the complete FAQ on the meaning of life in the Random section. Oh yeah, speaking of which, you may have noticed that the top menu graphic on this page is kinda messed up and when you go to my other pages the menu doesn't appear anymore? That's cuz I've only partially converted my page over to PHP and I haven't had the motivation to fix it yet... Also, my page has been down a LOT lately (a thousand apologies to all my readers -- all three of you). I've been playing lotsa games lately and unfortunately I don't have a dedicated 24/7 web server yet. You'll be happy to hear that I have passed Half-Life: Opposing Force... and it was good. And so I passed Quake III as well, and it too was good. And the Evans smiled upon the games and on the seventh day He rested -- because passing Final Fantasy VII will take a long long time... Alright. I'm going to bed.
Hola. Me llamo Evans. Donde esta el bano?
Yeah, yer thinking, "Why is this dumbass at home messing with his webpage at 10pm on a Saturday?". Well, I'm about to get outta here. Gonna go downtown and see if I can find my roommate, my co-worker, or anyone else vaguely interesting... I'm not a total loser, dammit. Anyway, more random updates here and there... See if you can find em! It's like "Where's Waldo?", have fun (chump)...
Hi.
I added an employment section. I've never really even looked at the links on there, but they're probably as good as any other ones you'll find... or not. Maybe as I start looking for a new job I'll actually be able to provide some quality links.
On a side note, I'd like to mention that registration for QuakeCon 2000 is today. Be there or be square. Square, hehe, what a stupid term. Who came up with that? You're a square you dumb squarey-square square. Yo mama's so square that when she um... ... I dunno. Anyway, check it out. The link is in the Random section.
Oh yeah, it's also Cinco de Mayo. If you live in a city with a decent-sized Hispanic population, go out and party. Don't sit around inside and watch your ass get fatter you lazy American. Go out and DO something. I know I'm going out. I even shaved today. Yeah, wow, miracles really do happen.
On a side note, I'd like to mention that registration for QuakeCon 2000 is today. Be there or be square. Square, hehe, what a stupid term. Who came up with that? You're a square you dumb squarey-square square. Yo mama's so square that when she um... ... I dunno. Anyway, check it out. The link is in the Random section.
Oh yeah, it's also Cinco de Mayo. If you live in a city with a decent-sized Hispanic population, go out and party. Don't sit around inside and watch your ass get fatter you lazy American. Go out and DO something. I know I'm going out. I even shaved today. Yeah, wow, miracles really do happen.
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