First Week of Freedom

Well, I'm unemployed. It's never as glorious as it seems. I spent the first four days in bed with a fever. Tonsillitus again. Went to an otolaryngologist. Getting tonsils removed at the end of May. I wish I didn't have to wait so long, but my mom insists that I do it during her summer vacation so she can be here to take care of me. Spent the first healthy day installing Andrea's ceiling fans. They look good. That makes a total of 4 ceiling fans I've installed in my life - pretty good number - do I smell a new profession? Ha. My business cards will say: "Need a ceiling fan installed? Shit, I'll install it anywhere. Ceiling. Floor. Car. I'll make you hella breezy for cheap." Just went grocery shopping finally. One of the rules of unemployment is that you don't eat out all the time. I did good - 64 items for $71.39. Yes, lots of Ramen and Maruchan Instant Lunch cups, but there was some hearty food in there too... like "appetite pleanin'" Ranch Style beans with "Real Western Flavor" - no joke. Sure is busy the first week... Ex-coworkers only hadda call me twice so far - it's nice to know you're needed. Heh. Gonna go mow my lawn-from-hell now. Damn winter ryegrass. I hope some regular grass survived so I don't just have a dirt yard this summer.

L said...
Hope you're feeling better now!!
4/11/2007 9:26 AM
Kelly said...
American Angel says "Be a superhero! Your superhero name is now WINDMAKER!" Which doubles as a fart joke, which is why it's perfect for you.
4/12/2007 4:19 PM

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