Incredible Lack of Updates!

Stupid Ultima Online and lame social life keep dragging me away from this truly awesome web page... I'll do some more work on it later. I'm gonna install Java on my machine so I can finally start coding again.

Haiku

This site is purple.
I need to learn some Java.
The cat just bit me.

Dan, My Evil Roommate

Dan just put up a half-decent looking web site, so naturally I have to put up a better one in order to prove that he is, in fact, a no-talent hack when it comes to web design. Unfortunately, this venture may fail seeing as how I don't really do graphics at all, and a text-only site can hardly compete with a graphical site.